She Can Say

I can make you smile. Yeah, I think I can get a grip on how to do that. I'll definitely tell you the truth when I find suitable and also lie when I see fit. Not caring shouldn't be much of a problem. Taking things too seriously, is just too serious, don't you think? Although, have I mentioned how much of a serious person I really am? Caring for things of high regard is one of my top priorities, Sir. I see me saying this is making you laugh when I'm not trying to be funny.
Let's move on...I cannot disguise my flaws, Sir. It's not as if I don't want to, but you're going to be able to read my mind and I hope you're willing to accept that. My emotions at times can cause physical sickness, although this common occurrence has been well restrained when necessary over constant, and i mean constant self training and discipline.
What is really important here, and this is just me saying this, just between you and I, I know how to do this. It's mindless to me, Sir. Don't ask me how or why this is so, since I don't ask you how it's possible that you can breath and blink without thought. You may think I'm coming off as this "higher-than-thou" sort of character, I get it, man. What you're forgetting, is that my brutal honesty can come off as a little harsh..I realize this...perhaps I should have apologized ahead of time. Sometimes over-excitement is uncontrollable. Who has ever complained about that though? Right?
Now, I see you're still chuckling a bit still and I'm not entirely sure what for. Why, you must take this seriously now, Sir. Just as I am.
Without taking up too much of your valued time, let me just wrap this up with a little food for thought. I guarantee you won't find anyone who's a better fit. There may be different options, but consider what's logical here. If adding a creative perspective on this will help things along, by all means, might I suggest you closing your eyes and picturing what things would be like. Lest you not forget I should be, hopefully will in the near future be, featured in this prospective dream of yours. Let the imagination take over! This could almost be fun for you, Chap.
Once you have properly muddled these things over, I will allow you to state your opinion. Agreed?